neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via m3d1c101)

hannibal rewatch; apéritif (1.01)

(via willgayham)

chibird:

No matter what mistakes you make or bumps in the road you come across, you are not a failure. Don’t forget that. >v<

chibird:

No matter what mistakes you make or bumps in the road you come across, you are not a failure. Don’t forget that. >v<

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

(via captainbaddecisions)

(Source: klefable, via m3d1c101)

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

(via the-grease-painted-lady)

spacefragments:

jumpingjacktrash:

adflgkhjaldkfghjadlfkgjhadlgkjs;WJS/;ODJDF

cats are so ridiculous and i love them so much

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via captainbaddecisions)

dorkilybeautiful:

ionaonie:

hazelgracelancaster:

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

Standards and Practices!

(via citadelbloodbeard)

(Source: thedogsrout, via thefrogman)

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scarecrow-master-of-sass:

themistressoffear-andfriends:

scarecrow-master-of-sass:

themistressoffear-andfriends:

"I’m sewing your wedding dress with this fabric."
________________________________
"Jonny, I love it!"

"Wonderful."

"Where did you find this fabric?"

"Online."

scarecrow-master-of-sass:

themistressoffear-andfriends:

scarecrow-master-of-sass:

themistressoffear-andfriends:

"I’m sewing your wedding dress with this fabric."

________________________________

"Jonny, I love it!"

"Wonderful."

"Where did you find this fabric?"

"Online."

rafi13:

iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

I’m imagining like a serious situation where an aircraft carrier is sinking
And the person in charge is yelling over the loud speakers
"DEPLOY THE COWS THIS IS NOT A DRILL DEPLOY YOUR COWS"

(Source: arsanatomica, via scarecrow-master-of-sass)